Scenes from a Goblin-town – Asher Frost

1.

A trickster down Yeshien Way

says I don’t know half’s what I say.

Told him he lied

He koinsidently died,

from a rock to his noggin anyway…

2.

Too many cooks in the kitchin

too many wysards in the pot

If they don’t stop they’re sisslin

they’s be a meel cooked too hot

3.

Me huzband says he won

sexty three skull drums

“Two many” I says

only one drum-head

He makes us goblins look dum.

4.

Hazbruk thinks he’ll fly, y’see

but he’ll only die, y’see

Cuz goblins walk by, y’see,

or maybe swing from trees

I skeptikly let him go,

from the mountins high, hoho

but a fool am I, I know,

cuz he crashlands in the sno

5.

The king came to me,

a goblin sykatrist,

to redeem

a kognitiv dyagnosis.

But he came to mok me

“Hyooman minds are fairer.”

That’s why I sed he

has fundamental attribution error